People are wondering what RFK Jr. will confess to next, after his bizarre bear story – 17 freaky favourites
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
RFK Jr: Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! –tear up the planks! –here, here! –it is the beating of his hideous heart!
— David Carlson bursting bubbles (@TheBibleInVerse) August 5, 2024
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nobody:
rfk jr: I call George RR Martin every time he sits down to work on Winds of Winter
— Eric van der Vort (@ericibid) August 5, 2024
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No one:
RFK Jr.: I had a chimpanzee drawn and quartered
— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) August 5, 2024
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Harris: We must make the economy work for everyone.
Trump: Spaghetti? Have you heard of this pasta? Terrible pasta shape, Chef Boyardee was not a beautiful man.
RFK Jr.: When I was a young man I kept a dead chimp in my garage for 67 days.
— Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth (@thereisnojayjay) August 5, 2024
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RFK Jr, totally umprompted: Remember when everyone was freaking out about those weird clown sightings? I'm just going to get ahead of this right now…
— Jane (@JaneOst_) August 5, 2024
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Harris: We must protect our freedoms
Trump: Brian Cranston, he's not very nice to me
RFK Jr: I did not sell my unborn child to Baba Yaga on September 3, 1996. I did not
— Reconstructionist (@un_a_valeable) August 4, 2024
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Kind of starting to love RFK Jr. I love that every time I hear about him it’s because he issued a statement like “Let me get ahead of this story right now. In 2005, when I was young and foolish, I created a human centipede-style creature with 5 squirrels”
— Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus) August 5, 2024
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Harris: we need to come together as a country
Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals
RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) August 6, 2024
There’s a non-zero chance of this being true.
Five bucks says RFK Jr. has a baby kangaroo in his glovebox RIGHT NOW
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 5, 2024
Credit where it’s due …
Everyone is piling on RFK Jr, but no one is acknowledging how inspiring it is that a man who stages a bicycle murder in Central Park of a bear cub he originally planned to skin and eat can still run for President of the United States.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) August 5, 2024
It does beg at least one enormous question about RFK Jr.’s reasoning powers.
So RFK Jr wanted to eat a dead bear cub he found on the side of the road but won't take a vaccine because it isn't "safe"?
— Covie (@covie_93) August 5, 2024
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