25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Introducing ManBat
A bat who fell into man cave and now fights crime with human like skill (anxiety and a constant pain in his lower back)
— iain (@ACartoonCat) August 6, 2024
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it looks like someone put their IKEA Güsen together wrong pic.twitter.com/qXuXepteVQ
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 4, 2024
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staying in a hotel makes me feel like the queen of the world and staying in an airbnb makes me feel like i’m secretly living in the walls of somebody’s house
— lindsey (@oldlinds) August 4, 2024
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Ok, hear me out. Only Murders in the Building but with Snoop & Martha. pic.twitter.com/utlgYRUUFe
— Tori Fletcher (@hellotorifletch) August 4, 2024
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earlier I was standing in a queue to get into a show with my producer and she pointed at someone and said, “that’s Gerard Butler” and I sort of did a friendly wave at him, because I didn’t know who Gerard Butler was and I thought he was maybe one of her friends
— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) August 6, 2024
18.
“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 5, 2024
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He looks like he’s got a lot to say pic.twitter.com/Kz307vcyyH
— sorrel (@Sorrelish) August 6, 2024
20.
When I said I start work at 6:30 am I meant that I sit at my desk and drink coffee. I didn't mean that I wanted you to schedule a meeting at that time I hate you now.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 6, 2024
21.
Very much hoping they don’t extend the marketing to when a six is scored. pic.twitter.com/WU4SuXfVyr
— @[email protected] (@mrchrisaddison) August 8, 2024
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Just a reminder: 3-year-olds like to be given a choice! When you're getting ready to go, ask them "would you like to wear sneakers or sandals?" so that they feel INCLUDED and EMPOWERED to scream at the top of their lungs that they want to wear their Mickey Mouse bedroom slippers
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) August 6, 2024
23.
“HingeX subscribers go on 3x more dates” cool so what is 0 times 3
— bort (@tacobort) August 6, 2024
24.
time for the card machine industry to decide whether you tap the screen or the top bit. this has gone on too long
— Ed (@ted_pen) August 6, 2024
25.
Loan Officer: And the reason for the loan?
Me: I need printer ink.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 7, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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