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22 alternative Olympic events people would like to see

12.

Getting kids ready, on time, to leave the house.
Morgen Edwards

13.

Finding the quickest checkout at the supermarket.
Andy Carson

14.

Squeezing the right amount of ketchup from a squeezy bottle.
Andy Booker

15.

Opening a packet of bacon easily where it says ‘peel here’.
Pauline Harris

16.

Changing a duvet cover. When really tired, and you forgot you’d stripped the bed.
Phaedra Casey

17.

Completing a self-service till transaction without getting an ‘unexpected item in bagging area’ …..!
Kerrie McGreal

18.

Cracking two eggs without bursting the yolk on one of them
Alasdair Liddell
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19.

I’d like to see a pub triathlon. Darts, Pool & Dominoes.
Nick Brailsford

20.

Aligning bullet points in PowerPoint.
Sandy Gingernuts

21.

Getting an NHS dentist.
Tim Woodcock

22.

Finding the end of the sellotape.
Ned Young

Caroline Gorka had a suggestion for the future of the Olympics.

The Olympics need to be taken over by ‘Its a Knockout’ or ‘Takeshi’s Castle’.

We’d still watch that, to be fair.

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