People are getting riled up over spoon etiquette and it’s the most British thing we’ve ever seen
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Okay, then put it in a bigger pot, because the one I’m eating is teaspoon size.
And once you’ve put it in the bigger pot, decant it into a little one and give me a teaspoon because how big do you think my mouth is exactly? That’s right, teaspoon sized.
— Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social (@DemonTomatoDave) August 12, 2024
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Always choose the largest spoon that will yield an abs minimum of 10 spoonfuls of what you’re eating, be it cereal, ice cream, yoghurt or desserts. For almost all yoghurt situations that means teaspoon. Yes you cld use a dessert spoon & take small spoonfuls, but that wld be silly
— Benito Aramando (@aramando) August 13, 2024
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Anon has never eaten a Yoplait
— Fletcher Dunn (@ZPostFacto) August 12, 2024
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I tried using a teaspoon for my tea but it took fucking ages.
Think I’ll stick to using a knife and fork.
— Tom Binns (@fullstacktester) August 13, 2024
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I have very large teaspoons so naff off.
— ratshelmet (@ratshelmet) August 13, 2024
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Big spoons don’t fit in corners, I need a 45° angle tiny triangular yogurt shovel pic.twitter.com/78eV474g02
— (@_ScottishBlonde) August 12, 2024
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Hey Anon, guess what I’m actually seriously doing right now! Desserts and yogurt taste better with a little spoon, that’s just fact.
— Kitty Pereira (@imkittypereira) August 12, 2024
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Do you eat tables with a tablespoon? It’s the historic name of the cutlery it isn’t exclusively for that task, you arsepipe.
— ᴄʜʀɪs ᴠ2.0.24 (@drofidnas) August 12, 2024
To be honest, we hadn’t thought about it that much before. We’re off to start calculate the best spoon depth based on enjoyment-efficiency ratio. It may be some time.
In the meantime, be sure to follow @anon_opin for lots more anonymous opinions. Not all about spoons either.
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