25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
The satsuma watching me take another Babybel out of the fridge #Olympics pic.twitter.com/IGPD8YYDpS
— Nick Walker (@nickw84) August 11, 2024
14.
look, I subscribe to these notifications so I can get twenty minutes warning if we're about to get obliterated by the Russians pic.twitter.com/WJe4qKE9RU
— Hugh Brechin (@HughRBrechin) August 11, 2024
15.
I love sleeping so much I bought a smoke alarm with a snooze bar.
— _ (@SundaeDivine) August 14, 2024
16.
Got kicked out of the pool for practicing synchronized swimming because my partner apparently "had no idea who I was or what I was doing."
— RunwayDan (@RunwayDan) August 12, 2024
17.
Sex AND the city? In this economy? Best I can do is some heavy petting and a Costco hot dog in the suburbs.
— Fulkery, A Parody Wrapped in an Enigma (@Fulkery1) August 14, 2024
18.
<me if I was a Bond villain>
Ah, Mr Bond! Sorry for the mess. I… wasn't expecting you…
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) August 12, 2024
19.
"Eat only when you're hungry" OK but what if I eat because I feel like something inside of me is missing and there's a non-zero chance that missing thing is 27 more oreos
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) August 14, 2024
20.
The most extraordinary thing has just occurred to me. pic.twitter.com/VzGlzQdEMU
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) August 14, 2024
21.
I try to ask my child questions instead of directly telling him things. I guess he's picked up on it because yesterday a little voice from the back asked me "mama, what is the speed limit here?" and when I failed to take action he followed up patiently, "is 68 bigger than 65?"
— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) August 12, 2024
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What's known in the trade as "A Triple Moron". pic.twitter.com/gw3JMJQ1ZQ
— Roland Smith (@rolandmcs) August 14, 2024
23.
I do believe someone didn't understand what this system was designed to do. pic.twitter.com/SLsXo1yeo4
— Timothy Imholt (@TimothyImholt) August 15, 2024
24.
Most of the ALIEN movies wouldn’t happen if people were less curious about pulsating egg sacs, which I would argue most people aren’t curious about
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) August 14, 2024
25.
BREAKING NEWS
The difference between Sky and BBC laid bare pic.twitter.com/iGWPZnsupf— Lee Graham (@leepg) August 14, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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