‘Because you already found out, what’s the one thing you’ll not f**k around with?’ – 25 painfully learned lessons
14.
‘Running with scissors. I was THAT kid. Fell and impaled them into my chest. Oddly it didn’t hurt until I showed my mom.’
–BeeFe420
15.
‘Stifling a sneeze. Laryngeal fracture, unbelievable pain.’
–dgold21
16.
‘Cutting down trees. Leave it to the experts, y’all.’
–Emragoolio
17.
‘Gossiping at work. Giving unsolicited parenting advice. Talking negatively about a friend’s ex… only to have the ex return in friend’s life. Accidentally cutting dog’s nails to the quick and making her bleed.’
–Wellmania
18.
‘A combination of alcohol, a pole at a dive bar, platform heels, and sheer clumsiness. I got a spiral fracture of my ankle and broke my leg. I have a plate and six pins now.’
–iloura
19.
‘I was late for work and starving. The chicken I pulled from the fridge for a quick dinner smelled a little weird. But it was organic and I had roasted it myself, so it must be fine.
‘So very wrong. 18 hours of pure hell. I would have gone to the hospital but I literally couldn’t get off my bathroom floor. Fainted twice and ended up with a black eye from hitting my head on the toilet.
‘When in doubt, throw it out.’
–Feeling_Weekend_781
20.
‘Looking through a partner’s phone to see if they’re cheating.’
–Quote__Unquote
21.
‘Pay. An. Electrician.’
–Living_At_Large
22.
‘The sea. It’s an unforgiving, immensely unpredictable and wildly dangerous environment if you’re not experienced. Never again.’
–RuPaulsWagRace
23.
‘Using the pressure sprayer at the car wash to clean off your hands.’
–isat_u_steve
24.
‘Don’t staple your finger, even if you’re really REALLY curious to see what it would feel like. Because it hurts more than you would guess.’
–Dependent_Sport_2249
And finally, there’s this hazard, which we’ve probably all had our fingers burned with.
25.
‘Falling in love.
Looks out the window in a melancholic fashion‘
–Smegma__dealer