26 favourite comments on Donald Trump’s new bullet-proof screen
After the failure of security that saw Donald Trump‘s ear slightly nicked by a sniper’s bullet, it seems the Secret Service has taken a new approach. As well as a team of bodyguards, hopefully better than the ones who let him pose for a photo while an active shooter was nearby, the former President will be protected by bullet-proof glass at all his outdoor rallies.
Trump will speak behind bullet-proof glass at future outdoor rallies.
Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/01sMJBZviK
— AF Post (@AFpost) August 16, 2024
There’s an undeniable irony about the move.
The party of unlimited gun ownership is sealing its candidate behind bulletproof glass https://t.co/bPIliKhjNO
— David Lazarus (@Davidlaz) August 18, 2024
While it’s entirely understandable, it still provided an abundance of joke fodder for the internet, and we’ve gathered some favourites.
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The vegetables in my crisper looking at me Doordashing yet another meal pic.twitter.com/zWa1ASn82v
— Tyrone (@TheTyronePalmer) August 19, 2024
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9 year old me: Singing the Wicked and Mamma Mia! soundtracks in my room
The signed baseball my uncle got me: pic.twitter.com/xuo4PNZZKH
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 18, 2024
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if you toss a blanket over his case he’ll think it’s night and just go to sleep pic.twitter.com/GQ5YpXit6U
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 19, 2024
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I am thankful to announce that from now on that at my outdoor rallies, my first one being today in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, I will be receiving bulletproof glass. But I don’t need it, I have God protecting me. pic.twitter.com/JYpeLmn3FD
— Donald J. Trump – Parody (@realDonParody) August 17, 2024
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“Well, Clarice… have the lambs stopped screaming?” pic.twitter.com/sIvsBw0xvN
— shelby (@thetrueshelby) August 19, 2024
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we’ve got him in the molecule chamber! Quickly, activate the machine! https://t.co/C1BDLAF3sw
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) August 19, 2024
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Donald Trump is set to resume outdoor rallies but now with bullet-proof glass to protect him, which can only mean Almighty God isn't up to the job he was doing four weeks ago pic.twitter.com/FWWpeammHs
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 19, 2024
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how i feel looking out the car window on a rainy day pic.twitter.com/iVqXkAz3jo
— Leonardo Puglisi (@Leo_Puglisi6) August 19, 2024
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Every London shower cubicle one (1) use after cleaning pic.twitter.com/3eVTb2Q2AX
— Emily✨ (@_emilyoram) August 19, 2024
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10 year-old me: I’m going to marry Leonardo DiCaprio
my Princess Diana beanie baby: pic.twitter.com/Dni3Pfg9f8
— paige (@BonerWizard) August 18, 2024
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— Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer) August 18, 2024
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It looks like they froze him in an ice cube pic.twitter.com/XudgpzqFvR
— William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard) August 18, 2024
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https://t.co/h1Hjh0Vs49 pic.twitter.com/lDcxETtkO8
— Gibbypg (@Gibbypg_) August 18, 2024
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Does Trump behind bulletproof glass remind anyone else of the little people living in jars in Bride of Frankenstein? pic.twitter.com/bVaozDdblT
— Puff the Magic Hater (@MsKellyMHayes) August 19, 2024