25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Rare photo of two submarines racing pic.twitter.com/INokeXpoi7
— R.G. Ryan (@RGRyan777) August 20, 2024
14.
pov you are seriously underestimating how big whales are pic.twitter.com/9Avyf1xj4p
— whalefact (@awhalefact) August 21, 2024
15.
Not being able to eat before blood work is so stupid. Yes I'm aware my funyon levels have spiked am I dying or not?
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) August 21, 2024
16.
What rhymes with 'riddance'? I need to get this Bereavement card perfect.
— Juliett (@retniw_nuf) August 21, 2024
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Excited to reach 100k on Gmail, thanks everyone for the support on my creator journey pic.twitter.com/DhmQuU836T
— Matt Turck (@mattturck) August 21, 2024
18.
I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together… what could you possibly be plotting… you can't even get out of the open window
— Rochelle (@dowdenlordy) August 20, 2024
19.
i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) August 20, 2024
20.
LinkedIn: when you want infomercials, spam, and business propaganda all in one, boring-ass social media site.
— Mass Dude (@DudeMass) August 21, 2024
21.
TV 20 years ago: "it starts out clunky but if you suffer through the first 45 episodes it starts to almost get good!"
TV now: "If this 8hrs of tv doesn't break all viewing records within the first 20 minutes of its release we're going to shoot the cast"— artemisscribe (kinda back?) (@noolivesthnx) August 20, 2024
22.
imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupee is just floating.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) August 20, 2024
23.
I find it strange that the state dish of Maryland is actually Chicken Maryland. You’d think they’d like balti more
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) August 20, 2024
24.
Darth Vader: Luke I am your father!
Luke: Gary?
Vader: What? No, it's Darth Va… who the fuck is Gary?
— I'm All Write (@imallwritecom) August 20, 2024
25.
Bad news if you’re entering your 50 lb. child in the Minnesota State Fair horse fighting competition. pic.twitter.com/aBr1jgBXVk
— John Moe (@johnmoe) August 22, 2024