21 reactions to the proposed smoking ban that will light up your world
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In Keir Starmer’s Britain this is illegal. pic.twitter.com/dprbphEHwo
— Sean (@seanbeegee) August 29, 2024
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the real ultimate chaos smoking ban is to prohibit it everywhere save for a flashmob of 50 smokers who pick a food establishment at random and light up at your tables
— Chris Boyd (looking for work!) (@paperghost) August 29, 2024
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You won’t be moaning about the new smoking ban when your legs look like Parma ham and you can’t leave the house Incase you shit yourself through your ankle. Shut up. Smoking is up there with dunking women in the river cos you heard they’re mates with Satan.
— Sleaford Mods (@sleafordmods) August 29, 2024
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I might ban smoking in Clacton just so Nigel Farage has to go there to protest. https://t.co/IHQ6Xz4R2v
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) August 29, 2024
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Keir Starmer when he sees someone smoking in a beer garden pic.twitter.com/Wd4mIrdfSN
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) August 29, 2024
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"Now compare banning smoking outside a pub to the holocaust!" pic.twitter.com/6xnr5Q4vez
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) August 30, 2024
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CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND SMOKING A CIGARETTE WITHIN 2 METRES OF A PUB. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO 6 MONTHS IN THE ISO-CUBES. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE EXECUTION – DO NOT RESIST. pic.twitter.com/AZVLk5MC5g
— stone cold (@largacty1) August 29, 2024
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Hi Tories, you do know your manifesto commitment was to ban all smoking by anyone born after 2009 and that Sunak praised this as a world-leading initiative that would ‘save more lives than any other decision we could take’. You know that, yes?
— Chris Bryant (@RhonddaBryant) August 30, 2024
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Without the smoking areas how will me and my mates convince men that we are pro skateboarders
— Grace (@graceyldn) August 29, 2024
21.
I beg your pardon
I lit a ciggie in a beer garden
pic.twitter.com/ETAwZ8YxAi— john sturgis (@sturgios) August 30, 2024
One for the ‘It’s going to close all the pubs’ brigade.
We all enjoy (or enjoyed) a cig in a beer garden from time to time, but maybe the bigger blocker to the hospitality industry is that we have 20-somethings on £28k a year, paying a grand a month to rent a room (sometimes not including a mattress) in London. pic.twitter.com/4r5YB3Cnob
— Dora (@doraexploring) August 29, 2024
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