25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Cutting the rings on my 6 pack plastic thing so nobody chokes when i throw it into the turtle enclosure at the aquarium
— Nicolas_Dream (@afraidofwasps) August 28, 2024
14.
I made cookie dough 2 days ago and pre molded it into balls and froze them so I would be able to bake ONE cookie at a time AS NEEDED but so far I’ve just eaten 6 balls of cookie dough over a 2 day span
— Ashtyn Butuso (@lil_buts) August 28, 2024
15.
Me [watching war movie]: I like this character. I hope he lives.
Character: *makes emotional speech about what he’ll do when he gets home from the war*
Me: Dammit.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) August 28, 2024
16.
App: Would you like us to remember you on this device for next time?
Me: Yes.
App: That would be nice, right? lol.
Me: what…
App: Sign in again.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 28, 2024
17.
be aware when you do a search and replace in your script to change someone's name from Chris to Ryan that suddenly your characters are going to be talking a lot about the upcoming Ryantmas season
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) August 28, 2024
18.
I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) August 28, 2024
19.
My acting reel includes clips of me "listening" during Zoom meetings
— Other Nixon (@NotThatNixon) August 28, 2024
20.
Got chased by a swan this morning and accidentally won a 5k road race.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) August 28, 2024
21.
The actress Elizabeth Debicki’s full name is Elizabeth The Biscuit.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) August 28, 2024
22.
We will use anything but the metric system pic.twitter.com/W4l2PlkLuu
— Midge (@mxmclain) August 28, 2024
23.
Taylor Swift did a presale only for fans who bought her last album. Oasis are doing the same but instead of buying an album you need to prove you haven't spoken to your brother in 5 years.
— Ray Bradshaw (@comedyray) August 27, 2024
24.
MY DOG SNORING: awww look at the sleepy baby, probably chasing rabbits or running around the beach, my perfect little angel face I love you so
MY HUSBAND SNORING: this motherf…
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) August 27, 2024
25.
what's this 9 year gap in your resume?
Me: oh that? someone bought me a Rubik's cube— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) August 26, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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