19 far more accurate names for everyday things

11.

“Coffins should be renamed to dead bed.”
-Traditional_Gap_7041

12.

‘Shouldn’t hemorrhoids be called asteroids?’
-Nephite11

13.

“I recently learned that chickens can get a disease called ‘fowl pox’ It’s basically chicken pox but for chickens …”
-1up_for_life

14.

“Knuckles, always thought knockles would be more apt as that’s what they are commonly used for… Knocking.”
-slackjawreally

15.

“A shot should be called an ‘amuse-booze’.”
-notquiteright2

16.

“Salt and Pepper. Should be Tasty Crystals and Flavour Ash.”
-axeman020

17.

“The word for a palindrome should be a palindrome. A missed opportunity.”
-SuperCrappyFuntime

18.

“The device for measuring wind speed and direction is called an anemometer. It should clearly be called a windicator.”
-Final-Butterfly-5803

19.

“Why is it “veterinarian” when ‘dogtor’ was right there?!”
-HelloRuppert

And finally, here’s a suggestion for a certain brand of toiletry…

“Head and Shoulders should produce at least one bodywash named Knees and Toes.”
-Nisseliten

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These 32 ‘Better names for existing things’ will have you petitioning the dictionary for an update

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