25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Little tip: If you’re looking for something fun and cheap to do in the UK right now why not try going to bed at 5:45pm
— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) September 4, 2024
14.
did it hurt? when you had to fade your voice out while you were telling a story to a group of people once you realized nobody was really paying attention?
— ً (@zeinacey) September 3, 2024
15.
Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate
— girl fieri (@realgirl_fieri) September 3, 2024
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— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 4, 2024
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Watching Star Wars as a kid: Luke is the hero, he wants to find adventure and save the princess!
Watching Star Wars as an adult: Han Solo is the hero. He's just a freelancer trying to get paid while his clients keep widening the scope of the job.— Chris Farnell (@thebrainofchris) September 3, 2024
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I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this. pic.twitter.com/xbTHxRk1bb
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) September 5, 2024
19.
I never used to worry about death but now I'm terrified it will break my winning wordle streak.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) September 5, 2024
20.
If this doughnut and ice cream are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 2001-2003?
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) September 4, 2024
21.
ex gf moved out and took all the herbs and spices. i will never financially recover from this
— em j. (@yagye0n) September 3, 2024
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This makes it look like Gregg is being haunted by his Belgian cousin pic.twitter.com/bHQiy8XcOg
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) September 5, 2024
23.
“The library was closed yesterday.”
“Yes.”
“I tried to call with a question.”
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
“It was kind of important.”
“Well can I help you with it now?”
“I wanted help yesterday.”
“Well, I’m here now.”
“Okay fine. What’s Harrison Ford’s astrological sign?”— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) September 3, 2024
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Some people say the key to a successful marriage is communication, but it's actually keeping your mouth shut when they send you anything from the Internet that you already saw two weeks ago.
— Ariel Elias (@Ariel_Comedy) September 4, 2024
25.
I love when a chef refers to themself as “fearless.” Like, are those figs on that sandwich? Calm down, Napoleon
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) September 4, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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