“What is the funniest thing you’ve accidentally overheard?” – 21 funny favourites
12.
Sat on the toilet in a public loo somewhere.
Someone kicks open the door of the stall next to me and shouts “HELLO JACKIE!” in their best Jim from Friday Night Dinner impression.
His mate (I’m guessing) let’s out an exasperated “fucking hell Steve” while I am just silently crying with laughter into my sleeve.
TittyFlip
13.
whiskey_throwaway
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14.
“I don’t mind the girls all coming over but if this continues then I am asking the other mothers for a snack fund. I am not made of biscuits!”
pajamakitten
15.
In Costa coffee I overheard the old women at the next table “What does his shirt say?”“Barista” “ what like a judge?”
noggerthefriendo
16.
“SO there he was, with his finger up the cat”As I walked into a meeting room. Never did find out the lead up to that.
mountain-strategy342
17.
Was at a bike park recently and there were a couple guys near to us waiting on their friend. One turned said the other in the most deadpan way:“Reckon he’ll come in the ‘normal car’ or the wanky Tesla?”
BigFluff-LittleFluff
18.
Some geordie guy in Newcastle to his 9 year old son: “I’m gonna be honest with you son, your mum chats bare shit at times”.
Subject-Egg608
19.
I was sat with the window open when it sounded like someone was having a right argument on the phone outside. Sounded very heated though I couldn’t make it out.
Suddenly they scream “NO SANDRA. I WILL BRING THE HORS D’OEUVRES”
Mediocre-Sprinkles
20.
rolorolo3388
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21.
On an up escalator on the tube, 2 women going the other way. I hear one say ,”Well, he’s never been the same since that thing with the ping pong ball”.
Consequencesecure808
boonz-lee was on the other side.
I was once overheard and the person burst out laughing.
Was in the back of the co-op by the bakery section and there was a stand of free samples of some flapjacks and I loudly proclaimed to my partner “I’m going to sample the shit out of these” as the staff only door swung open, the person who came through looked at me and just pissed herself laughing
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