25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

once again, i have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes

— dom (@domluszczyszyn) September 11, 2024

14.

meeting beyonce and telling her i loved her in goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career just to see if it throws her off

— hawktu twins (@sicksadchris) September 8, 2024

15.

Being an adult is realizing that $1,000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) September 12, 2024

16.

Yeah, sex is great. But have you ever played a song in the car that you know your passenger hates, just out of petty spite?

— Mass Dude (@DudeMass) September 9, 2024

17.

Just gave my builder a 9/10 because he didn't quite fix the loose stair, but he really nailed the landing.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 13, 2024

18.

Am I married? I got trapped in my jean jacket once and panicked cause I couldn’t take it off, what do you think?

— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) September 12, 2024

19.

To be accurate, not even Tommy Robinson is Tommy Robinson. pic.twitter.com/SjP2dV1rKB

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) September 9, 2024

20.

That’s someone else’s problem.

-me, putting back a pen that wouldn’t write

— LL Gabagool Jay (@JayTorch1031) September 11, 2024

21.

i think both sides are to blame here pic.twitter.com/ae3OwnV2Qv

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) September 8, 2024

22.

It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people. pic.twitter.com/NTAj7EJ4Uy

— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) September 10, 2024

23.

Me: If you were a shark and you were watching Jaws, that would be like watching Home Alone for you.

Guy at the next urinal: I didn't even say anything.

— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) September 13, 2024

24.

I live by what I like to call "the £30 rule" where if I know something will bring me joy, I will not hesitate to spend up to £30 on it. this rule has both drastically improved my life and also put me in severe financial distress

— harry kersh (@HarrysBadTweets) September 9, 2024

25.

nicknamed my iphone lois lane bc it doesn’t recognize me with my glasses on either.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) September 9, 2024

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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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