‘What’s something you can say in any meeting to make it seem like you’re listening?’ – 19 game changers
11.
I think we need to look for the synergies here.
(Speaker does not need to know what a synergy actually is)
— Harry (@Harry_is_human) September 13, 2024
12.
"Can I just stop you there."
*Say nothing, stand up and leave.
— Old Stinker ☣ (@old_stinker) September 13, 2024
13.
“Piggy backing on what Trevor said…”
Then just essentially repeating what Trev said but in a slightly different way.
— Curmudgeon (@JohnVGraham) September 13, 2024
14.
Let’s touch base later outside this meeting, circle back on this issue, review our findings with the executive team and change everything based on their decision allowing us then to reach a point of synergy to publish a firm project plan, KPIs and an impact assessment.
— Steven G (@stevengasser123) September 13, 2024
15.
Completely agree with the sentiment, I just wonder how we will approach it. (Wait for the know it all to pipe up.)
— . (@chipm0nkey) September 13, 2024
16.
"Well, there's been plenty of food for thought today".
— Chief Scrobbler ✝️ (@ChiefScrobbler) September 13, 2024
17.
I'm just wondering how this will work with the planned IT update? ( there is always an IT update)
— jenny matthews (@jennymatthews9) September 13, 2024
18.
Valid point and make an hmmm face with furrowed brow (makes it look like you’re really considering what was said)
— MrsMansfield (@jojojobrit) September 13, 2024
19.
Is it worth maybe taking a step back briefly and looking at the bigger picture?
— Finja (@FinjaReloaded) September 13, 2024
There’s always this.
That would be an ecumenical matter pic.twitter.com/8F9jpsALqf
— WomWolf93 (@WomWolf93) September 13, 2024
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An American asked if British people hate meetings and the cultural divide has never felt wider
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