If The Shining were made today, what would he say instead of “Here’s Johnny!”? – 19 chillingly good suggestions
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"If you enjoy this podcast, you can support us on Patreon." https://t.co/AJV88XpaA7 pic.twitter.com/X2GIE266N7
— Cethan Leahy (@CethanLeahy) September 15, 2024
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‘Skibidi Toilet!’ https://t.co/4FTFSUX1J1 pic.twitter.com/n9Q9T5Ks0X
— Dr Tom Hemingway (@tomhemingway11) September 15, 2024
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"Unexpected item in the bagging area!" https://t.co/S1azhNpN0g pic.twitter.com/s4FFo0rEo7
— Dan Bean (@DBExReporter) September 15, 2024
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“Hawk Tuah!” https://t.co/jHkyT8TSzH pic.twitter.com/p1DqZRDrBC
— Nice job, you’ve alienated a major youtuber (@vodkasnowflake) September 15, 2024
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“You see how I axed the door. Very demure. Very mindful.” https://t.co/7CevZxhiaJ pic.twitter.com/nDn8WLBkbX
— ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ️ (@ryantriddle) September 14, 2024
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“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” https://t.co/ji9apc2uwR pic.twitter.com/W29M8xjNlr
— Mike Snoonian (@mike_snoonian) September 14, 2024
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"So *that* happened…" pic.twitter.com/yAPTjdYiku
— Chris R. (@PopPopInAttic) September 14, 2024
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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
— Paul (@paullikesbooks) September 15, 2024
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"NOT ALL MEN" pic.twitter.com/HizGcYoKcV
— Sweet Bird of Truth (@decmusicology) September 14, 2024
Ross W. Berman IV went meta.
He’d still say “Here’s Johnny” but it would be a Shining reference instead of a Tonight Show reference https://t.co/KyTD6G7pKh
— Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) September 14, 2024
The very funny Ed Byrne‘s suggestion really fit the brief.
You have been caught and for you, the chase is over. https://t.co/P8eednoZ1v
— Ed Byrne (@MrEdByrne) September 15, 2024
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