We regret to inform you that Elon Musk (aged 53 and a quarter) has entered his Adrian Mole poetry phase
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hello everyone! yesterday was my first day as elon musk's official poet laureate! i hope you like what i came up with 🙂 pic.twitter.com/0f2cx29q5w
— charles r. davis (@charizardavis) September 18, 2024
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Why is this dude with like 8 kids – several of which want nothing to do with him preaching at people to… have more kids. https://t.co/Kpc1QMAS5l
— ⛈ shon. ️⛈ (@inkedtater) September 18, 2024
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I genuinely believe elon musk’s tweets could be used by medical professionals pic.twitter.com/jekYaYwOGw
— Smooth Dunk (@SmoothDunk) September 18, 2024
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The person tech bros think is going to save the world just wrote a poem rhyming space with place and bad with sad. https://t.co/0TfV8g3VtC
— shipwreck (@Lower_cased_) September 18, 2024
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Multiple marriages up in gas
My own children hate my assI make shitty, flammable cars
I will never get to MarsAll I have is this website
which is now just utter shite https://t.co/9j6ElZWGX8— Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) September 18, 2024
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The new Bob Dylan song sucks ass https://t.co/TzZrOIL9hL
— noted football fan Cool Hand Luka (@coolhandluka_) September 18, 2024
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Sorry not going to be able to tweet for a while, I just cringed so hard my anus fell off. https://t.co/laxa2uS1NQ
— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons) September 18, 2024
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A rich man who thought he was funny,
Bought ideas with emerald money.
Never made anything himself,
Plucked it right off the shelf
And regularly spat out his dummy. pic.twitter.com/h6vRZPYISm— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) September 18, 2024
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Hark at Adrian Mole here!
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 18, 2024
Dan McClellan, who is a scholar of the Bible and religion, had some advice that threw subtle shade Musk’s way.
If you’d like actual data about religion & atheism, read Will Gervais, Jonathan Jong, Pascal Boyer, Ilkka Pyysiäinen, Ara Norenzayan, Edward Slingerland, Russ McCutcheon & many others. Ignore idiots who confuse their wealth & influence for having the first clue how humans work. https://t.co/BaMcbB51RE
— Dan McClellan (@maklelan) September 18, 2024
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