25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
pronouncing “polycules” like it’s the name of an ancient greek philosopher
— Victor (@notnaughtknot) September 15, 2024
14.
THAT DOG IS 59???????? pic.twitter.com/081xKcCo01
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) September 16, 2024
15.
The best bit of Jesus’s stag do was when they all started balancing their plates on their heads pic.twitter.com/gZVuDvNGkA
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 17, 2024
16.
i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) September 15, 2024
17.
I could write you the transcript of the meeting where they fought over whether or not to include the word “bread” in this slogan. pic.twitter.com/JhDtQBUAUE
— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) September 17, 2024
18.
that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable pic.twitter.com/crkjrOmpkv
— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) September 15, 2024
19.
My grandpa would be 97 today if he hadn’t double-crossed me
— gianmarco (@GianmarcoSoresi) September 16, 2024
20.
dorian gray goes on hot ones and he eats all the wings no problem but then when he gets home his portrait is really sweaty and begging for milk
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) September 16, 2024
21.
76 is too many trombones and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) September 16, 2024
22.
Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds
Me: I was refilling my vape
Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that
— cardinal copium (@emotionalpedant) September 17, 2024
23.
The frog on the twine is all mine all mine
The frog on the twine is all mine pic.twitter.com/u2f5NucFd7— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 17, 2024
24.
Proctologist = Analyst
— mark normand (@marknorm) September 18, 2024
25.
Long day at work, let me decompress by logging on and reading racist tweets by some guy named Wrath of Odysseus
— Nicolas_Dream (@afraidofwasps) September 18, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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