Keir Starmer said ‘sausages’ instead of hostages, and got absolutely smoked – 29 bangers
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— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) September 24, 2024
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to be fair, he's not the first PM to be distracted by sausages pic.twitter.com/VALOUOHR18
— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) September 24, 2024
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https://t.co/9MtMYqkFTk pic.twitter.com/zCYllLMJ5V
— Michael Walsh (@thatbloodyMikey) September 24, 2024
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This has to be his wurst speech https://t.co/Nqif8a1Qbw
— AJ (@CyberSecAJ) September 24, 2024
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"I said 'all the hostages should be released as soon as possible'. What did I say, Roy?"
"You said 'sausages'" pic.twitter.com/BsThtoL6fw
— Michael Glasper (@MichaelCGlasper) September 24, 2024
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The four horsemen of UK leaders cursed by the pig. #Sausages pic.twitter.com/RLhcFYCJjw
— David Murphy (@D1Smurphy) September 24, 2024
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— HappyToast★ (@IamHappyToast) September 24, 2024
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“Did he just say return the #sausages?!” pic.twitter.com/thSrTpmLzr
— Alex (@_rockeralex) September 24, 2024
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“I think he said blessed are the sausages…” pic.twitter.com/n0mljiTQzI
— John thedon (@johnthe92611772) September 24, 2024
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— Cold War Steve (@coldwarsteve) September 24, 2024
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— Matthew (@fattmellows) September 24, 2024
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Later, meet a dog who has learnt to say the word "hostages". pic.twitter.com/0IFlt5eB7c
— Paul Sinha (@paulybengali) September 24, 2024
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Wonder how Starmer's speechwriter reacted? #sausages pic.twitter.com/cDq5zBNN2R
— JP (@LordPrestonEsq) September 24, 2024
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What is the charge? Returning a sausage? A succulent sausage?#sausages pic.twitter.com/IXZ8pT22oe
— Prork (@Prork) September 24, 2024
Should have gone to Specsavers.
£2,500 bribe of designer glasses but still can’t read a teleprompter: SAUSAGES! https://t.co/LV4PF42NCW
— ashok kumar (@broseph_stalin) September 24, 2024
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This spoof Keir Starmer speech was excellent, but the very serious fact check made it so much better
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