25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Thank you for finding your way to our weekly round-up of the things that made us laugh on Twitter/X this week. It’s well and truly autumn, in our part of the planet, so grab yourself a hot drink and wrap up warm for a five-minute trawl through this comedy gold.
1.
i think about whether medusa’s leg hairs are little snakes more than i care to admit.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) September 23, 2024
2.
Overheard on a bus today: “Is that old bloke listening to us?”
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) September 26, 2024
3.
"Can everyone turn their cameras on? Thanks a bunch"
Me on Teams camera: pic.twitter.com/W6IkqT9XGy
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 23, 2024
4.
Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”
— Bird Eckler (@Birdeckler) September 24, 2024
5.
I don't think the person who said "if there were an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters one would create the complete works of Shakespeare" had even a basic understanding of monkey behavior.
— Horatio Quartzjixler (@Quartzjixler) September 23, 2024
6.
When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) September 24, 2024
7.
I don't think anyone's found the "correct" thing to say when using a public toilet and someone knocks on the stall to check if anyone's in there. But what just came out of my mouth was "Yes, it's me".
— Fesshole (@fesshole) September 23, 2024
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This girl’s eye sight is really bad. The chart is behind her. She’s trying to read the optician. pic.twitter.com/ZmqJgR4tCp
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) September 25, 2024
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This one takes the trophy https://t.co/vDad4M0Guw pic.twitter.com/SxoYi9DNI2
— KEABETSWE (@KeaMohapi_) September 23, 2024
10.
When I was a kid I had to walk to Netflix.
— Doc Johnny Fever (@NikiMarinis) September 25, 2024
11.
checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase
— wet dog (@russianmomm) September 24, 2024
12.
Who called it beef chow mein and not moodles?
— Pinot Evil ☕️ (@TheWinegasm) September 25, 2024