25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
If you only read one thing today, it will be this sentence so further recommendations would be pointless.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) September 26, 2024
14.
ok so I clicked a phishing email.
and now I’m in trouble for what? being too trusting? too unconditionally loving? too open to the universe’s surprises?
— low yield lucy (@picotop) September 24, 2024
15.
if there is a particular food you would like your children to eat less, just go buy a massive box of it at Costco
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) September 25, 2024
16.
“I am almost there, keep your computer on”, windows updates probably.
— Maddy (@MadHatterMommy) September 24, 2024
17.
Tequila should come with a label saying “this may cause you to pick trash off the interstate in an orange jumpsuit on the weekends.”
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) September 24, 2024
18.
thought i was a minimalist, but it turns out i’m just broke
— Reverend Dr. Karl Pathös (@dankcharnley) August 3, 2024
19.
Just heard a loud crash from the other room and then my kid asked who wanted to see what 1300 legos looked like, so that's probably fine
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 24, 2024
20.
i hate when food packaging makes a big deal about “no msg” what if i want msg. did we all forget msg tastes good
— chekov (@notbigracks) September 23, 2024
21.
“Of course I’ve tried that!”
– me lying to my doctor about not making a simple lifestyle change he suggested because I’d rather just get a pill to fix it
— Lies (@AbleLikes) September 25, 2024
22.
At my funeral I want a party and piñatas so people will be happy but I want them filled with bees so they aren’t too happy
— LorazeKim™ ☠️ (@LorazeKim) September 26, 2024
23.
Rare image of an elk stepping on a Lego. pic.twitter.com/Hq21NOxGa3
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) September 25, 2024
24.
long distance relationships can work if the 4 of you all truly trust each other.
— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) September 25, 2024
25.
Untrue. I’ve already gotten gastro at several Sydney pubs. pic.twitter.com/xXXWP8zdw1
— James Colley (@JamColley) September 26, 2024
READ MORE
25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Image Pexels