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People have been sharing the most unfortunate genuine last names they know – 23 of the best (or worst)

13.

Kilpatrick.

Oh but that’s not so bad, right?

His first name was Kenneth.

His middle name was Keith.
TheParadoxigm

14.

I used to enjoy watching the credits to Buffy the vampire slayer because the man who wrote the soundtrack was called Thomas Wanker
Irksomecake
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15.

I worked with a Jack Hoff.
Laughacy

16.

Sample.

When the Admiral was reading the names of all the sailors graduating from boot camp, she paused and said, “Seaman…….Sample.”

The entire audience in the hangar laughed.
Martha MacGuyver

17.

Mr. and Mrs. Crapp. They lived really close to us. Kids always made fun of them.
potawatomiproud

18.

Place I used to work had a Mrs G. Bastard on file.
MinerWillie

19.

Toothacre, and he became one of our town dentists. Dr. Toothacre.
iteachm

20.

There used to be a doctor in town named Royal Fink.
4-me

21.

Trump
Chn-laney
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22.

Sweathog. True story.
8-inchSalvattore

23.

Went to a school with a girl whose last name was Hussey. She didn’t have an easy time.
Taracita

paganidol64 had one that was definitely situational.

My father knew a kid last name Guess… Fine until a cop asks…

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People have been sharing the most eye-opening names they’ve seen given to kids – 25 to have you running straight to the deed poll office

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