A man ‘straightsplained’ this guy’s tale of ‘working on site with two straight lads’ and his A++ response was simply magnificent
We’ve featured no end of ‘mansplaining’ on these pages before and no doubt will do so again. But we’re not sure we’ve ever featured ‘straightsplaining’ before, and it surely doesn’t come much better than this.
It started when @jamesdnmnn shared his experience over on Twitter of ‘working on site with two straight lads’ and promptly went wildly viral.
Working on site with two straight lads today has been an experience. We’ve spent the last 45 minutes of them asking me ‘would you fuck…’ and they’ve asked me every gay sex related question they can think of
— James (@jamesdnmnn) September 25, 2024
There were no end of responses, as you might imagine.
No one is more obsessed with gay sex than straight men and i’ll die on that pole x
— charlie (@badgal_cd) September 25, 2024
I just love them asking questions because i absolutely won’t hold back. They find it fascinating!
— James (@jamesdnmnn) September 25, 2024
The 4 questions EVERY straight men ask.
1. Have you ever fucked a woman
2. Do you give or take
3. Can you tell if someone else is gay
4. When did you know you were gay.
— Harvey Cuthbert (@Harveycuthbert3) September 25, 2024
Yes! Got asked all of these!
— James (@jamesdnmnn) September 25, 2024
Bet you’ve loved it
— Lee Jordan (@Beelenzies) September 25, 2024
Like a trip down memory lane
— James (@jamesdnmnn) September 25, 2024
But the best bit – well, one of them – was when this man got in touch to say that, actually, it’s really nothing to write home about.
And we’re very glad he did because the A++ response was simply magnificent (and it just gets better and better).
They stand corrected.
LMFAO that recoil response of defeat was surprisingly polite by suit man
— 彬 (@T1R3D53V4) September 27, 2024
The “uhm” tho pic.twitter.com/HzfobakxoA
— Waldo Sahn (@Walking_HIStory) September 27, 2024
To conclude ….
This has sent me pic.twitter.com/LO9Mwb2DRo
— James (@jamesdnmnn) September 27, 2024
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Source @jamesdnmnn