Russell Brand performed a ‘baptism’ in in his underpants and prompted no end of mockery but this comeback said it best
Russell Brand is obviously on the fast track when it comes to his conversion to Christianity.
A little while after he led Tucker Carlson and his followers in prayer, the former presenter of Big Brother’s Big Mouth was pictured presiding over a baptism. In his pants.
It might seem a bit soon to be baptizing people, but the Apostles did it on day one, so here we are. pic.twitter.com/oQ4y47Pplo
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) September 27, 2024
Entirely unrelated note: Brand was accused of rape, assault and emotional abuse as part of a joint investigation by Channel 4 and The Times and Sunday Times last year. He strongly denied all accusations about his behaviour which allegedly took place between 2006 and 2013.
Anyway, his latest religious adventure prompted lots of very funny responses as you might imagine …
The strongest argument for Catholicism to date is that there is a zero percent chance that you end up getting baptized by Russell Brand in his tighty-whiteys. https://t.co/OQLBRcw6mk
— Old Hollow Tree (@OldHollowTree) September 28, 2024
Why is he in a full wetsuit and you guys are in your undies?
— Kim v. Newsom: Trophy Wife! (@1TrophyWife1) September 27, 2024
I’m genuinely offended on behalf of jesus he doesn’t deserve to be associated with this shit https://t.co/r2W2RIKEEh
— dead poets departmental HR rep❤️ (@gaylena13) September 28, 2024
I did not have "Russell Brand baptizing people in his tighty-whities" on my 2024 bingo card 🙂
— Ben Zeisloft (@BenZeisloft) September 27, 2024
More like Get Him to the Creek. Have a good one everybody https://t.co/rQOYDXbOyq
— Thomas White (@len0killer) September 28, 2024
You are supposed to wear boxer briefs for baptisms dude! Hello? I think is is in Deuteronomy.
— Ben Fields (@benandmargret) September 27, 2024
Genuinely can’t think of anything more cursed than Russell Brand baptizing you in his underwear https://t.co/MWnw3jP5SM
— McKenna (@EmmCeeKenna) September 29, 2024
you are so embarrassing
— Atheist Girl (@iamAtheistGirl) September 28, 2024
This is why Stewart Lee hates you so much https://t.co/MQVpt2FGZn
— mike birnigglia (@cantguardmyke) September 28, 2024
This feels like you’re purposely mocking Christianity. ☦️
— Buck Johnson (@buckrebel) September 28, 2024
But this one surely beat all-comers, from @mrhenrymorris.
Con the Baptist https://t.co/UVyUtD4arP
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) September 28, 2024
Boom.
And finally, this!
In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghosty whosty. pic.twitter.com/jRxYrADVMo
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) September 28, 2024
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Source @rustyrockets