25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
These tiny freezer pops from the Chinese restaurant taste awful. pic.twitter.com/Nzt7yBOHez
— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) October 3, 2024
14.
Shouldn't it have been called the not answering machine?
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) September 28, 2024
15.
Call me old-fashioned, but I thought we’d pretty much sorted the design of the cup. pic.twitter.com/zP1tmG9Mtd
— Henry Moeran (@henrymoeranBBC) October 2, 2024
16.
Library of Alexandria discourse is starting up again and I can’t believe how many people are misinformed on this. So, once again:
Libraries have no natural predators. Burning them down is literally the only way to keep the population under control.— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) October 2, 2024
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introverts be like "i know a place" then they go home
— Redd (@ReddCinema) October 2, 2024
18.
But does it have a CD player? Player? Player? pic.twitter.com/ewNpsKOYjb
— Philip Lickley (@philiplickley) October 2, 2024
19.
We were promised an internet with the entirety of human knowledge at our fingertips, yet I'm reading about the latest trends in raincoats for dogs.
— Schmuckarillo By Morning (@SchmuckOnAHorse) October 2, 2024
20.
A very nice patient on the elevator complimented me on “looking like Hugh Jackman” so my month was off to an awesome start before they exited on the ophthalmology floor
— Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) October 1, 2024
21.
So glad my father-in-law visited today because I've really been wanting to talk about the gas prices in 1973.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 30, 2024
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i did not say this!! pic.twitter.com/HAbouGDvbA
— Satan (@s8n) October 2, 2024
23.
Me: This show sucks
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) September 30, 2024
24.
My dad once got a new briefcase but, unlike James Brown, I didn't fucking go on about it
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) October 3, 2024
25.
Actually it’s pronounced “jaslight” – you’ve been saying it wrong the whole time
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) October 2, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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