James Blunt asked people what he should change his name to and it went just as well as you’d imagine – 17 chart toppers

John Plunkett. Updated October 4th, 2024

10.

Princess consuela banana hammock

— iidangermouse30 (@iidangermouse) October 2, 2024

11.

I think you should change your name to “Bono is a cunt”.

— Garry Walker (@GarryWalker) October 2, 2024

12.

Yorb Yootifull

— Nick Jackson (@theposhfan) October 2, 2024

13.

Blunt Force.

— Richard ‘Richie’ Wakefield (@redbites) October 2, 2024

14.

J Diddy

— Terry Hughes (@ctidbluemoon) October 2, 2024

15.

Hank Wangford the third

— The Jase (@jasemonkey) October 3, 2024

16.

Change it to:

“Rameses Niblick The Third, Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops! Where’s My Thribble”#reddwarf #kryten

— James Pope (@PopeOnTheRun) October 2, 2024

17.

Andrew Tate

— Lewis Spears (@LewSpears) October 3, 2024

And last – but by all accounts most popular – was this. We’re presuming he won’t go for this, but if he does let’s hope he spells it right.

Jimmy Saville

— Mark O’Neill (@Binaryninja79) October 2, 2024

Blunty McBluntface it is, then.

Source @JamesBlunt

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