‘What’s the stupidest reason your ex broke up with you?’ 19 jaw-dropping reasons to be dumped
11.
‘I kicked his ass at Mortal Kombat in front of his friends.’
-jitterbug_balloons
12.
‘He decided he was straight after we dated for TWO years. You couldn’t have figured that out sooner?’
-CurseOntheUniverse
13.
‘He broke up with me so he can get back with his ex and let her down easy this time (bc apparently, she was having a mental breakdown that he left her)’
-Green_Giraffe6734
14.
‘Because I wasn’t a virgin. He wasn’t either.’
-Similar-Humor3824
15.
‘They started an argument and I dared to argue back. Apparently they were used to their previous partners just rolling over and agreeing with them.’
-_usernametoolong_
16.
‘Starting to look my age :/’
-Sea-Blueberry-1840
17.
‘She got into crystals and tarot card reading, the cards told her to get rid of me.’
-Johnny_Menace
18.
‘He told my depressed ass repeatedly to try harder not to be sad and it didn’t work.’
-whatsinmysprite
19.
‘My ex legit left me because I didn’t put the toilet paper the ‘right way’. Who knew TP had such power in relationships?’
-galyvibesxo