‘What’s the most hauntingly specific insult you’ve ever had?’ – 27 hilariously laser-guided put downs
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When my daughter was in 3rd grade her classmate asked her “Is your dad gaining weight for a role?” The savvy cruelty of Los Angles children.
— no, pepsi is NOT okay (@fosterdadlance) October 8, 2024
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I arrived at a family do with a new hairdo and neices and nephews cried in unison “ewwww”.
— Mr Ben- Assigned Turtle At Birth (@crit_gen) October 8, 2024
17.
Trying a skirt on in a changing room my 4 year old son told me I looked like a fat school girl. He was right
— Deborah Benady (@demube) October 8, 2024
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Walking along a street with my girlfriend, she was wearing yellow trousers with a red diamond pattern. A random bloke as he passed said, ‘yer oot in yer jammies ya raj.’
— Alasdair Mckinlay (@alimak66) October 9, 2024
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I was told “You even strut when you run” following a school cross country race. Still conscious of it 30 years later..
— pǝןsɐǝq (@beasled) October 8, 2024
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At a supermarket, a pair of of old ladies looked at me. One pointed and said to the other, “Look at him, he looks like he’s dying at sea.”
— Harry Shit (@harry_shit) October 9, 2024
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This happened to a friend of mine (not me, honest) when he went to buy a new suit: “I’m sorry nothing fits, you’re just an unfashionable shape.”
— Martyn Waites/C B Everett (@MartynWaites) October 9, 2024
22.
That I probably wished the song Beautiful Freak was written about me.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) October 8, 2024
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I was told I was morally bankrupt when I said I liked Bananarama.
— Pauline Singleton (@Polly116) October 8, 2024
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I was sat waiting for a friend outside a train station, a street preacher approached me and said “don’t worry, at least Jesus loves you”
— (@biggerdeffer) October 8, 2024
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In a 1-2-1 I was told that some people in the office thought I looked too ‘grim’.
— Liam Dutton (@Grynneman) October 8, 2024
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My great aunt once said to me, “it must be your teeth that make you look taller.”
— Jim (@Jimllmixit) October 8, 2024
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Mistaken for the then Home Secretary on here, I was called “an absolute embodiment of disasters”
Liked it so much, changed my profile
— Ian Cleverly (@iancleverly) October 8, 2024
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