25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I’m almost militant about how I feel that Oxford and Cambridge should not be allowed to enter University Challenge 30 times a year, it’s not called College Challenge is it
— Kate Butch (@thekatebutch) October 7, 2024
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Recorded this last night. Looks interesting.
Sounds like it’s a documentary about cotton or sewing or something. Should relax me before bed anyway. pic.twitter.com/QPuqx5UDvj— 80s Kidz (@80s_Kidz) October 10, 2024
15.
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 9, 2024
16.
lowkey wanna start smoking cigarettes so i can leave situations
— isabella (@blizzy_mcguire) October 9, 2024
17.
RIP john hancock… you would've loved yearbooks and arm casts
— Jenna SaysQuoi (@jennasaysquoi) October 8, 2024
18.
I just wanna feel the same way about anything as I felt about the Guinness Book of World Records when I was 12
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 9, 2024
19.
“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it
— bobby (@bobbylikesbeers) October 9, 2024
20.
Johnsons book in its rightful place pic.twitter.com/dIgcOPvK3Y
— The Yorkshire Victor Meldrew and His Dog (@TheMeldrew) October 8, 2024
21.
I think we might have to review our policy on emotional support animals. pic.twitter.com/pG0OTzKYsh
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) October 9, 2024
22.
Emojis are fun for when you want to express emotions using disembodied heads.
— Neener S. Pumpkins (@neenertothe3) October 8, 2024
23.
Hey babe, are you my 47th open browser tab, because you are not responding
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 9, 2024
24.
there’s music for literally every activity pic.twitter.com/eRnbXnnzcd
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 10, 2024
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If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) October 10, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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