‘What is the most inventive British way to call someone ‘useless’?’ – 23 wonderfully creative insults

12.

‘I am a big fan of ‘If you put their brain in a bird, it would fly backwards’.’
–hm92xo

13.

‘If he was locked in a toilet cubicle he would still piss his pants.’
–SpamJavelin00

14.

‘A bungalow (nothing up top).’
–72dk72

15.

‘Is your name coleslaw? Because you’re 90% cabbage.’
–Odd_Subject4910

16.

‘If breathing wasn’t a reflex reaction they’d be shit out of luck.’
–Worfs-forehead

17.

‘As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.’
–CapricaVix

18.

‘Your help is as welcome as a goth at a party.’
–DaveBeBad

19.

‘Underwater hairdryer.’
–EngineeringCockney

20.

‘Neither use nor ornament.’
–nanomeister

21.

‘As sharp as a sock full of soup.’
–No-Delay-6791

22.

‘Two stops short of Dagenham (= Barking on the tube, now three stops away).’
–67cken

23.

‘He’ll fall in a barrel full of tits and still come up sucking his own thumb.

‘He’s so dense light bends around him
–mellonians

BONUS

‘Apparently, Downing Street staff called Truss ‘Daggers’ as shorthand for this particular diagnosis of mental capacity.’
–oblivion6202

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