What better way to celebrate spooky season than with these 24 ‘haunted house’ format jokes?
13.
a haunted house but it’s full of dishes left to “soak” overnight
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) October 12, 2024
14.
A haunted house but it’s just the sound men make when they’re violently blowing their nose.
— Goddess Of Mischief™ (@AsgardianRose) October 12, 2024
15.
a haunted house, but it’s continuously just “the most important election of our lifetime”
— imnothavingfunanymore (@_imnothavingfun) October 8, 2024
16.
A haunted house, but it’s just a grocery store filled with people you haven't seen since high school.
— Ultimate Dad Jokes || LaughBreak (@MediocreJoker85) October 10, 2024
17.
A haunted house but it’s just people from your “for you” page
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 1, 2024
18.
A haunted house, but it’s just someone asking me to meet them for coffee and they actually show up.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) September 5, 2024
19.
a haunted house but it’s just a room of all your unfinished projects
— plzhelpme (@RiscoKerm) October 1, 2024
20.
A haunted house, but it's just a room with a bunch of scales in it and you have to weigh yourself on each one of them in order to get out.
— your other spooky mom (@difficultpatty) August 29, 2024
21.
A haunted house but it’s just full of Oreo’s missing the cream filling
— LorazeKimonster™ ☠️ (@LorazeKim) October 2, 2024
22.
A haunted house, but it’s just rooms with posters of all the tweets you made that had a typo that you didn’t realize until days afterward.
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) October 4, 2024
23.
A haunted house but each room features a different Facebook post of yours from 2009
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) September 30, 2024
24.
a haunted house but it’s packed with toddlers that missed their naptime.
— (@meh_thinks) October 10, 2024
For introverts everywhere.
a haunted house but it’s just my place and everyone who lives here is home
— nika (@nikalamity) October 10, 2024
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