‘What’s the pettiest reason you won’t date someone?’ 21 laughably small reasons people have split up
11.
‘Terrible texting/grammar.
‘If I receive this:
“Heyyy BB Wuts gud? U tryna hang out tonight??!!?”
‘I’m no longer interested and not replying.’
-michaelveee
12.
‘I haven’t dated in 22 years, but after my mother’s divorce she once turned down a second date with a guy because he didn’t order appetizers on their first date.’
-Ok_Step_4324
13.
‘Ear wax that I can see when I’m standing next to you.’
-sakumm3
14.
‘I won’t date them if they don’t use their turn signals… If you can’t communicate on the road you can’t communicate irl.’
-olive_orchid
15.
‘I dated a real cute lady in my early 20s, pretty much my type, super sweet, but she did this weird exhale/scoff thing consistently in conversation when she didn’t like something and it became so noticable I was going to lose my fucking mind.
‘I finally was just like “yeah this isn’t going to work.”
‘Kind of a dick move on my part, but it was too damn much.’
-shazamm20
16.
‘This was years ago, but I would swipe left on any dude holding an iPhone w/o a case on it cause I didn’t need that kind of stress in my life.’
-Cheap-Tig
17.
‘When I was dating, I hated loud talkers. The world doesn’t need to know about your ingrown toenail, James.’
-TurboChargedDipshit
18.
‘He had a Velcro wallet.’
-Commercial_Corgi_149
19.
‘Allergies. I love animals & im not going to date a man who might die if god forbid i kiss him after eating a peanut or shrimp’
-SpaceUnicorn547
20.
‘I swipe left on every duckface photo. Also, instagram cat filters.’
-fyrie
21.
‘Someone that takes FOREVER to get ready to go literally anywhere.
‘I once dated a girl and it literally took her 40 minutes to get ready to walk the dog for 15 minutes with me (mind you this was not a phobia and for the record she didn’t wear any makeup nor did she wear anything special that might explain the sloth pace) just basically talking my ears off and spending an eternity tying her shoelaces.
‘It even left me with a small existential crisis wondering if I would even be cut out for children, but choosing a life like this with an adult… I have way too little patience for that sorry.’
-Cute_Lunatic
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