People are sharing the signs that ‘scream someone is single’ and the answers will have you sobbing into your microwave meal for one

14.

‘Having ‘The Deal’ with your opposite sex bestie that you’ll marry each other when you turn 30 if neither of you are already married.’
–PilotKnob

15.

‘Believing in an Alpha/Beta/Sigma pecking order.’
–streethawk2000

16.

‘The other side of my bed is used for keeping my water bottle, it’s where my phone sleeps, my emergency midnight bag of crisps, I take my bra off just before bed and stuff it there.

‘There’s no room for anyone else to sleep on that side.’
–Unusual_Disaster_725

17.

‘Guys that are really into Andrew Tate.’
–Wolfeman0101

18.

‘Buying the small pack of toilet paper.’
–FiST49

19.

‘Being able to start doing something the moment you think of it, without having to co-ordinate schedules or resources with anyone?’
–Geminii27

20.

‘Wearing sweatpants and eating cereal straight from the box on a Saturday night. Zero shame, just vibes.’
–AlexaKkiss

21.

‘Always saying yes to other people’s invitations/plans.’
–copacul13

22.

‘Receiving the ‘Microwave Cooking for One’ cookbook as a Christmas present.’
–erikedge

23.

‘Having your bed in the corner of your bedroom instead of in the middle of a wall for access to both sides.’
–ithinarine

24.

‘A large collection of Funkopops.’
–Mutant_Vomit

A mixed bag of singleton experiences there, but it’s definitely not all bad, as this person knows…

25.

‘Clean car. Clean house. Money in your bank accounts. Getting what you like at the grocery store. Smiling. Being in shape. Have hobbies. Answering immediately when invited out. Relaxing after a long day. No drama in your life.’
–Flashy-Ad-7761

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