25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “That must cost a fortune to heat in the winter.”
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 17, 2024
14.
I don’t understand people who talk on the phone while driving. I don’t even want to talk on the phone when I’m home on my couch not operating a 2,000-pound machine.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 17, 2024
15.
Silence of the Lambs is so relatable to me cuz I also understand the importance of moisturizing
— Marshall Scott (@Marshall__Scott) October 14, 2024
16.
me watching my own Instagram story pic.twitter.com/Ja9OTb2HXA
— Yung Social Construct (@yungscapegoat) October 15, 2024
17.
When I buy a multipack of lip balms, I put one in my purse and scatter the rest randomly around the house to save time from the inevitability of losing them.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) October 14, 2024
18.
Nothing is real anymore, everything is either ai or cake.
— TRAUMARESPONSE (@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE) October 16, 2024
19.
Blocked: 1985 pic.twitter.com/t53H9PBgB8
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) October 15, 2024
20.
My mom was a little overprotective. She made me wear a helmet every time I rode my bike. It was an exercise bike and I was 19, but hey, her house, her rules.
— Jerry Lock (@jlock17) October 16, 2024
21.
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) October 14, 2024
22.
I’m going to tell people they’ve put on weight while handing them a plate of food, so I can be my mom for Halloween.
— Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) October 16, 2024
23.
I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 15, 2024
24.
Faith can move mountains, but cash can move the paperwork.
— мя gяєєη (@iGreenGod) October 15, 2024
25.
Financially speaking, what happened in the cheese section at the fancy new supermarket today can never happen again
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 16, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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