People shared the not so subtle come-ons that went straight over their head – 18 hilarious times people flirted with disaster

10.

Spent all night chatting with a girl at a house party in my teens.

We ended up crashing in the same room.

She asked me “do you want to share the bed?”

It was a single bed, I said “nah, I’ll take the floor”

I still facepalm every time I think of this…

Fuck! I was such an oblivious idiot.
-Loki_lulamen

11.

A girl literally wrote “i love you” on a paper and gave it to me and i though she was pranking me broooo
-DemolitionBoy09

12.

In high school, a girl greeted me with a kiss on the lips every morning, several days in a row.

The idea that she could be interested was so unimaginable to me that it only clicked like 10 years later.

Yeah, building my self-confidence has required civil engineering-level work.
-hoaxymore

13.

Many moons ago, when I (15M) was watching TV with a friend (16F), she got up to go to the restroom. When she came back, instead of sitting next to me (we were sitting on the floor, our backs against the couch), she sits in between my legs (facing the TV), grabs my hands and places them on her now bra-less boobs.

We had never kissed or talked about anything beyond friendship. I just sat there and held them like an idiot. After she left, it hit me what she was intending, and I felt like a dumbass. Called her later in the day, admitting my idiocy. Virginity lost next day.
-CRO553R

14.

A girl took her shirt off in front of me. it was ten years before it occurred to me that she might have been interested in something.
-Sablemint

15.

Walking her home after a party we were talking and laughing and I made a joke about snoring and she got serious and said “you want to come find out if I snore” and I made another dumb dismissive joke like “what? No way!” Somehow ended up alone in my room that night kicking myself. I really liked her too. Never got a second chance.
I think I probably embarrassed her too.
-DaBigadeeBoola

16.

“But I was naked and ready”

Ya, no shit, you were going for a shower. You don’t shower fully clothed.

I felt and still feel like a moron for that
-i-hate-all-ads

17.

I was about 20 and chatting with a friend I’d known for ages and she said she’d be interested in a threesome with me (I was single at the time). I said that’s great but I didn’t have a third person to join us.

I still sit awake some nights kicking myself.
-david450

18.

High school. Making out with a girl from work when i snuck her over while the parents were away one summer. We were cannoddling in my room, which is in the basement. After a bit, she asks me “im a litle hungry. Do you have any meat….downstairs?”

AND MY DUMBASS GOT OUT OF BED WALKD MY ASS TO THE KITCHEN TO TRY AND FIND HER SOME FOOD.

She left shortly after and we never spoke again.
-SpicyButterBoy

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