‘What’s a sign to leave a party that not a lot of young people know?’ – 23 moments when you should make a swift exit
13.
‘Not really a party but when you’re drinking with coworkers or people you don’t know as well- I have a friend that has a two drink rule. Leave once you or everyone has had two drinks. Long enough, not too long, and you won’t be around when people get sloppy.’
–radismads
14.
‘When some prick gets a guitar out.’
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15.
‘If anyone is fall down/blackout drunk it’s time to leave even if it’s not you.’
–peas8carrots
16.
‘Nothing great ever happens after 2am.’
–mistercheez2000
17.
‘When you hear the second thing break. Usually something glass. Once is an accident, twice is people are getting to the clumsy falling down stage of drunk or stoned, the fights come next. Time to call an Uber.’
–wwaxwork
18.
‘When someone floods the bathroom.’
–oxford_serpentine
19.
‘I always left office Christmas parties when the DJ played Grease Megamix. After 20 years in the industry, I deducted that this was a distinctive sign that everything was going to go downhill rapidly from that point.’
–Resident-Weather-324
20.
‘When the floor becomes super sticky its time to leave the party.’
–Dynodan22
21.
‘When someone breaks out a Sharpie to draw penises on the faces of the passed-out. Mind you, if you’re one of the passed-out, the time to leave was in fact some time ago.’
–CaliMassNC
22.
‘Non-Bon Fire – If you live in the country/rural areas, bonfires are a thing. If you don’t live in bonfire territory, then fire at a part is ALWAYS bad. The second someone starts burning anything other than cigarettes (and depending on where you live, pot), it’s time to go.’
–SparrowLikeBird
And here’s a final tip that everyone over the age of 40 will have made good use of.
23.
‘Cancel last minute. Problem solved.’
–Mamie-Quarter-30
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