The New York Times Pitchbot account just keeps knocking it out of the park – 19 funny (and accurate) favourites
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When Hillary Clinton’s campaign emails were hacked, we gleefully published all of them. Now that Trump’s emails have been hacked, we are going to use great discretion.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 12, 2024
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I’m an undecided voter opposed to handouts who wants the government out of our business. But I heard fourth-hand from someone on Twitter their second-cousin’s brother in North Carolina hasn’t gotten a check from FEMA, so I have no choice but to vote for Trump again.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 8, 2024
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Trump’s Speeches, Increasingly Angry and Rambling, Reignite the Question of Joe Biden’s Age
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 6, 2024
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One Republican shot another Republican with a gun that only Republicans think should be legal. Here’s why that’s bad news for Democrats.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) July 15, 2024
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Tim Walz says his administration serves free lunch to all Minnesota schoolchildren. But the average time of this meal is 11am, meaning that it's really brunch.
Two Pinnochios.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 25, 2024
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We wanted to know if Kamala Harris is really Black. So we talked to three unvaccinated Trump supporters at a Wendy's in Toms River.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) July 31, 2024
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CNN is run by a Republican billionaire, the Washington Post is run by a Murdoch crony, and Twitter is owned by a fascist. Here's why liberal media bias is such a big problem.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) August 28, 2024
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We wanted to know how women voters are feel about the possible loss of reproductive rights under a Trump administration. So we talked to three aspiring pick-up artists at a Tesla charging station in Mountain View.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 18, 2024
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What if Kamala Harris was president, and she was flying on Air Force One, and then the white man flying Air Force One died, and then Kamala had to fly Air Force One, and then she crashed Air Force One?
by Charlie Kirk
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) October 18, 2024
There are times when satire just has to throw up its hands in defeat.
I can’t compete with this pic.twitter.com/xWkwSgCkDE
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) February 10, 2024
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