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The fake 1-star reviews for the McDonald’s where Donald Trump ‘worked’ are today’s very best thing – 17 supersized treats
9.
“Tried the McDonald’s in Feasterville today.
“Customer service was a joke. Senile old man got bronzer on my fries, didn’t wear gloves. Repeated himself several times, something about Ronald McDonald in the showers at the golf club? Idk.”
10.
“Free lies with every shake. You just don’t want to see who’s shaking. I asked for an Arnold Palmer. Old man told me I couldn’t handle it.”
11.
“I noticed that they brought their Clown mascot back. It scared the kids (I wonder why).”
12.
“There was some sort of orange goo dripped on our fries. The incoherent old guy working the window was slurring his words and refused to give us our change. He said he already gave it to me, but I could see it sticking out of his pocket.”
13.
“Person working there today not wearing proper hair covering, in violation of PA code 95.230.”
14.
“I think the person serving us soiled himself. He seemed unaware of what he was talking about most of the time.”
15.
“Warning do not eat at this location. The franchisee is a known cult 45 member only to do a photo op with a convicted felon on premises. What a terrible decision. I hope no-one ever patronizes your establishment ever again. You don’t deserve to have a franchise the McDonalds corporation should end its business relationship with you immediately.”
16.
“There is terrible customer service. The fries were not even done as the fryer wasn’t up to temperature. The atmosphere was creepy with a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist behind the counter. Yuk. I only wish there was a negative rating. They don’t deserve one star.”
17.
“Went to order a Big Mac and fry. Seemed a bit crowded then usual. A lot of people just hanging around outside not ordering or anything. I thought the place was closed but saw a few cars in drive thru.
“Laced my order and everything went fine until I got to the window. Some older man, seemed new, just kept rambling incoherent sentences. Usually I hold high praise for a company that employs the mentally impaired but this one seemed more off then usual.
“Anyway, after a while I got my food. Seems like half the fries were already eaten. Not only that, but they were overly salty and the outside of the bag was covered in hair.
“I can’t make out the color cause it seemed to be in like 3 different shades. There was also a terrible aroma coming off the bag. I think your new employee didn’t wash their hands when they used the restroom so I’d keep an eye on that.”
Not all of them were fake, of course, some of them 100% heartfelt.
“If you make managerial decisions this bad I certainly am never going to eat anything you make.”
Mega oooof.
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Source Yelp H/T @MikeSington