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TikTok star Garron Noone is having none of this Irish Halloween tradition – and we don’t blame him

It’s Halloween, at the time of writing, and those who celebrate have no doubt stocked up on sweets to hand out to trick-or-treaters, bought or made a suitably terrifying costume, such as Donald Trump winning the election, and maybe carved a creepy face into a pumpkin.

Perhaps they’ve swerved the Americanism of making a jack-o’-lantern from a pumpkin and gone for something more traditional in the UK and Ireland – the swede, or turnip (depending on where you come from).

Well, we know one person who definitely isn’t doing that, and it’s singer, comedian and TikTok legend, Garron Noone.

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“They’re fucking terrifying. I do not want this young man in my home.
I don’t want this to even know I exist. The more it knows, the more it can do.”

Fair point – very well made. TikTok spoke up.

Tried carving a turnip once nearly lost a finger and still have a hole in my wall.
ODohmnaill Juliette

As someone who HAS carved a turnip, as you carve a piece of your soul seeps into the turnip. It’s hard work & the longer it takes the darker it’s soul shard grows.
Loni

Also, carving a turnip is a full-on workout, who has time for that?
Fi Gil

Sorcha Ní Nia shared Garron’s important post on Twitter/X.

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America entered the chat.

If you were curious as to how the pumpkin carving had gone, we’d say it’s about as good as anyone’s first attempt.

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At least it doesn’t look like it’s in possession of ancient evil scrolls.

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