27 weird and wonderful jokes to get us all into the Halloween spirit
15.
Me taking my kid’s Halloween candy… pic.twitter.com/QBGoNcN5Ye
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) October 30, 2024
16.
Halloween is Hallow's Eve so the eve before is Halloweenween.
— Fulkery, A Parody Wrapped in an Enigma (@Fulkery1) October 30, 2024
17.
What is the end game of vampires anyway? Great work guys, there’s no more fresh blood. You want to go play air hockey or something?
— Salty MacTavish ️ (@SaltyMacTavish) October 29, 2024
18.
Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/fBslUTv6a7
— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) October 24, 2024
19.
I won’t sleep tonight! #halloween pic.twitter.com/pLmAFIdBZd
— Brian Butterfield (@MrBButterfield) October 26, 2024
20.
Halloween is great because you can buy yourself six bags of family size M&M’s and nobody asks any questions.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) October 30, 2024
21.
For Halloween, I'm wearing all my clothes inside-out, stuffing underwear in my pant legs, jamming balled-up socks in my sleeves, and putting rocks in my pockets.
I'm going as my kids laundry.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 30, 2024
22.
Adult trick-or-treating: One house gives chocolate, the next gives wine, and the last tells me how to stop killing my plants.
— Cali (@calidaysay) October 30, 2024
23.
“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?” pic.twitter.com/jK1ADmPvUp
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 30, 2024
24.
It’s a Halloween must have. pic.twitter.com/VXMzkyqzEP
— Prof. Frank McDonough (@FXMC1957) October 31, 2024
25.
Just practising not answering the door and hiding behind the sofa, ready for tonight’s festivities.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) October 31, 2024
26.
This Halloween, I will be dressing as that text you sent to your ex, after a bottle of gin and five tequilas.
— Jason (@NickMotown) October 31, 2024
27.
The only thing that I’m going to be this Halloween is asleep by 10pm.
— Kristen (@Kica333) October 31, 2024
And a topical one …
This year for Halloween I’m going as 2010 to 2024.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 30, 2024
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