25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
me: I would never, ever, EVER get into the car of a creepy stranger offering me something nice.
also me: *gets in* pic.twitter.com/Dbn92mRQVg
— Emma Scott (@EmmaScott) October 31, 2024
14.
Imagine having a cool ass name like Theodore, and then people just call you Ted.
— Benny 'Hot Sauce' Rollins (@citizenkawala) October 26, 2024
15.
I think you'll find it's Fewer Miserables.
— Kenny Higgs (@kennyhiggs) October 29, 2024
16.
the walk of shame, but it's just me returning to the trashcan to look at the cooking instructions for the 7th time.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 31, 2024
17.
The New York Yankees can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) October 31, 2024
18.
I can remember all the lyrics to “Bohemian Rhapsody” but cannot remember a 15 character tweet while exiting the shower.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) October 30, 2024
19.
Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
— Skuyler (@skuyler_) October 27, 2024
20.
Pro tip for introverts at weddings: if you clink your glass with your fork a bunch of times and stand up, everyone gets real quiet and then you can just sit back down and eat your salmon in peace or whatever
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) October 31, 2024
21.
Check this out—no phones, no TV, just a family enjoying time together. pic.twitter.com/XTk2XIObTU
— Stephen Gibbons (@Gibboanxious) October 30, 2024
22.
I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.”
I’m like, look we had one night of drunken shopping, we are NOT in a relationship.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) October 28, 2024
23.
Disproportionate amount of people handing Biscoff out during trick or treating tonight. Thanks Anne, I really needed something to set beside my 6 year olds double espresso. pic.twitter.com/kzFSOeArsw
— Garth Marenghi’s Markplace (@MarkDurnin) October 31, 2024
24.
About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it
— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) October 31, 2024
25.
Spiders watching everyone decorate their houses with fake cobwebs for Halloween after knocking down their webs all year pic.twitter.com/FFq7FOiO2R
— ICHIBAN BABY (@DemiCaruso) October 30, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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