Weird World MAGA tucker carlson

In today’s WTF News, Tucker Carlson recalls being attacked by a demon – 17 devilishly good takedowns

Tucker Carlson, that bastion of Christian ideals who is currently heavily engaged in trying to re-elect an adjudicated rapist to the White House, appeared on a YouTube channel called ‘Christianities?‘, during which he share a supernatural anecdote.

“I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers.

And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder.

And they’re bleeding.”

The timing had us wondering if it was a Halloween prank, but after other people joined in, we quickly realised it was actually a right-wing grift. We’ve yet to find out what the payoff is expected to be …probably Trump-themed demon repellant amulets or an anti-claw jacket or something.

These were the other people.

Alex Jones tweet. Tucker Carlson told me this story over a year ago in confidence. I am glad he is talking about it now. I talked about it on air but did not say his name. Now for the rest of the story. The demonic attacks are happening to a lot of prominent people. MTC

Erika Wulff Jones tweet. Sounds crazy but it’s true. I was there when Tucker told the story. I’ve since heard from two other people I know and trust that that has happened to them! Anybody else? This can’t be new thing right?

There wasn’t a whole lot of sympathy for his demon attack – or belief.

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