People shared the perfectly legal things you can do that make you look like a psychopath – 30 funniest suggestions

16.

‘Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting.’
dalv321

17.

‘While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people’s carts before they buy them.’
lightknight7777

18.

‘Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets.’
Extreme_Today_984

19.

‘Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.’
throwawaylogin2099

20.

‘Digging holes in your backyard at night. Just doing some night digging.’
Hydris

21.

‘Putting your shoes on before the pants.’
CrieDeCoeur

22.

‘Walking backwards in public.’
CloudMojos

23.

‘My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day. Used to creep me out, and I’m still unsure why he did it like that.’
Inflames811

24.

‘Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public.’
ASithLordWannabe

25.

‘Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.’
bigbowlofravioli

26.

‘Brushing your teeth in public.’
Cute-Chemistry-4766

27.

‘Blasting “Highway to Hell” during a funeral
Mother_Than0s

28.

‘Sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.’
12dancingbiches

29.

‘A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first. Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the “rest”. Crazy Bastard’
MCSenss

30.

‘Eating in public without using your hands at all.’
DeathSpiral321

We’re off to drink a glass of water around the block while eating a banana with its skin on. Wearing a wedding dress.

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