This woman shared a list of housemate rules and they went viral because they’re so horrific
And here are just a few of the many responses it prompted.
Call off the search for the worst person in the world. They’re right here. https://t.co/9erjnjXzgt
— Nick de Semlyen (@NickdeSemlyen) November 25, 2018
"I'm quite easy-going" https://t.co/VrX2mqkTTo
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) November 25, 2018
“Hi, I’m looking for someone to silently live in my flat in the evenings, give me money and help me clean and then fuck off for the entire day. If that sounds like your cup of tea, give me a ring.”
Could have saved herself a lot of typing…
— Progressive Snaz (@EmilioSnazz) November 24, 2018
there’s a lot but this is the part that gets me
first time I hear someone complaining about cooking something else than sandwiches pic.twitter.com/0d7V3JiRlP— rx (@rxdazn) November 23, 2018
This is my favourite part because he thinks the only reason people cook meals is because they don’t know how to make a sandwich
— Soph (@boxedwine_) November 24, 2018
“shit, I’m hungry. Now I’ve got to spend 8 hours making slow roasted duck confit on asparagus foam. I wish I’d learned to make sandwiches.”
— Reuben “Vote ffs” McCallum (@ReubenMcCallum) November 24, 2018
Please, do not breathe in the flat for more than 3 consecutive hours on Weds-Fri because it could cause excessive condensation and trigger mould that will kill us all.
— Andrew Martin (@AndrewMartinUK) November 24, 2018
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