In ‘This is not a proper country’ news, the Daily Mail has discovered ‘fancy woke’ sandwiches – 23 tasty take-downs
13.
Mum can you come and pick me up the sandwiches are being woke again
— Charlotte Ivers (@charlotteivers.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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if you stopped buying all those fancy woke fillings i bet u could afford a house by now
— hailee (@loserliargma.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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I mean yeah to be fair I am partial to cheese, tomato and anti-fascism on sourdough.
— Orbette (@orbette.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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Show me on the doll where the sandwich hurt you pic.twitter.com/sonI4unAVY
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) November 18, 2024
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It’s not Gen Z, it’s the sandwich-makers. It’s BIG SANDWICH. pic.twitter.com/J4MuSJeP0R
— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) November 18, 2024
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Presbyterian Egg and Onion will not yield to sandwich wokery.
No-one has EVER liked egg and onion, if they were truly honest with themselves. pic.twitter.com/hk6eOqfsvB
— MLAs And The Like (@MLAsAndTheLike) November 18, 2024
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The Mail's Wokefinder-General spots a sandwich containing a suspicious amount of hummus
— Steve Peers (@stevepeers.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Shall we all just go back to eating tripe? 3 meals a day, 7 days a week, all the tripe you can punch down your gullet x
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) November 18, 2024
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My generation didn't grow up shortly after rationing ended and during unprecedented economic prosperity so that Boots could sell genderqueer sandwiches with no British meat in them! https://t.co/jkYtRWkeWW
— Andy Churnwell (@churnwell) November 18, 2024
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i'm sorry but there's something about woke sandwiches that's absolutely fucking ruined me. i'm sat here at my desk with tears in my ears snort-laughing at how ridiculous a notion it is. https://t.co/acal35ksJn
— adam england (@garageflowrr) November 18, 2024
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Woke sandwiches.
These motherfuckers just said woke sandwiches.
The sandwiches.
SANDWICHES.
Are woke now.
— bearsaremean (@bearsaremean.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Dan Maier gets an admiring nod from us for this serving suggestion.
BLTQIA+
— Dan Maier (@danielmaier.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Can we have ours with crisps, please?
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