25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
"have you tried shutting the fuck up about it"
— Richard Smyth (@rsmythfreelance.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 7:17 AM
14.
Amazingly, Jane Austen lived at a Pizza Express for four months.
— Richard Blandford (@rblandford.bsky.social) November 16, 2024 at 8:10 AM
15.
Putting my ass on the line here.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) November 16, 2024 at 8:12 PM
16.
Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.
— trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) November 17, 2024 at 10:36 AM
17.
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30.
Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
18.
that just made it worse!!
— nattie winters (@utilitylimb.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
19.
What Christmas traditions are you looking forward to? Ever since seeing Love Actually we go out on Christmas Eve and proposition the child bride of a close personal friend.
Excited.
— Sam Whyte (@samwhyte.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
20.
String theory? More like string fact. Strings are 100% real, I’ve got them in my shoes FFS.
21.
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
22.
We just had beef or salmon at ours.
— Bazlyons (@bazlyons.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 6:47 AM
23.
A girl just threw her bra at the support band, who can afford to waste bras in this current economy let alone for the first band on
— Sarah (@idlewildgirl.bsky.social) November 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
24.
He literally just went for a walk. He looks like I divorced his dad and stole his bike.
— Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
25.
Duolingo taunting me with this perfect life
— Sophie Hall (@sophlouisehall.bsky.social) November 20, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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