25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
What's that bear doing here? pic.twitter.com/vg4VqZgjHG
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) November 16, 2024
14.
me: *starts the washer*
me, two minutes later: what's that noise
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 21, 2024
15.
I was gonna suggest that's too expensive for a 2 bed flat. But "intricate cornicing" you say? pic.twitter.com/bg85WDUDUm
— Paul Sinha (@paulybengali) November 16, 2024
16.
I don't mean to be an alarmist but is anyone else worried about the fact that every 3rd person on this planet is fucking stupid?
— e (@lanechanged) November 17, 2024
17.
I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it
Checkmate Jesus.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) November 20, 2024
18.
If your so called friends come out of the woodwork when you’re successful I have news for you. Your friends are probably termites. Humans can’t do that. Congrats on the success tho.
— Boog (@bewgtweets) November 20, 2024
19.
Wore a black turtleneck jumper to work and so far have
-been asked where my box of milk tray is
-asked when the next jazz band are on
-asked if I’m planning to steal the moon
-had the Mission Impossible theme tune whistled at me. Twice.
-been called Steve Jobs#officelife pic.twitter.com/Ti5sXC6QPp— Erm Dea (@Em_E_Dee) November 21, 2024
20.
i got fired from my marketing job for pitching a reverse Hot Ones where we make famous people drink ten increasingly warm glasses of milk
— erin chack (@ErinChack) November 20, 2024
21.
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn't want to hang out and never intends on being friends
— Darla (@ddsmidt) November 20, 2024
22.
Jesus: Where there are only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
Me: Wow.
Jesus: You should eat a salad once in a while.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 20, 2024
23.
How it feels to have 100+ tabs open pic.twitter.com/B4zizZhb99
— dane (@buckadeath) November 21, 2024
24.
googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window
— Jared (@b1g_damage) November 22, 2024
25.
ME: It's a vampire movie set in ancient Rome
PRODUCER: Keep talking
ME: called Vladiator
HIM: Get out
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) November 21, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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