“What can you say in a job interview that you can also say in bed?” – 22 suggestions that we’re reporting to HR

11.
“Is this position flexible?”
– Mangiacakes

12.
“I know I’ll work well with your staff.”
– Straight_Level_4662

13.
“I have great attention to detail and I always finish what I start.”
– bettydrilzzer16

14.
“I can see myself fit in perfectly here.”
– ItzRaj29

15.
“Is there room to move up?”
– TurretX

16.
“The position is minimum wage with a 30 min break.”
– ukbenny18

17.
“What is the turn over rate here? Who held the position last? I could definitely see myself here in 5 years.”
– Agingsadly

18.
“Thank you for taking the time to see me.”
– RoofNo5659

19.
“This is a very interesting opening.”
– Straight_Level_4662

20.
“What time would I get off?”
– im_not_voldemort

21.
“Me to interviewer – Can you not say ‘we’re like family here’.”
– ATerriblePurpose

22.
“Thank you for the opportunity. You will not be disappointed.”
– Positive_Resetting23

Source: Reddit/AskReddit