25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Police officer: please step out of your vehicle
me: after this song, hold on
— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) November 28, 2024
14.
sorry if we’ve missed any orders tonight, we’ve just had this guy start pic.twitter.com/oNN0ARwLpl
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) November 27, 2024
15.
All I want for Christmas is my gross pay
— Topher (@toe_toph_tofu) November 28, 2024
16.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to live, laugh, love
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 26, 2024
17.
Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?
— Matty (@bestestname) November 25, 2024
18.
Enjoyed this publicity shot for Wolf Hall that makes it look like a Tudor ‘On the Buses’.
‘I ‘ate you Cromwell!’ pic.twitter.com/3G8f9khQ1r
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) November 27, 2024
19.
hate when christmas comes around and Aldi starts trying to stock proper brands.
I don't want a tin of Celebrations for £5, I want a tin of 'Jubilations' for £3
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) November 28, 2024
20.
Chris Rea is in his 70s. Maybe his fucking family should drive to see him for once
— Fuck off (@Get_effed) November 26, 2024
21.
Nice injury you got there. Be a real shame if someone added insult to it.
— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) November 22, 2024
22.
Now I understand why Trump hates Canada pic.twitter.com/Y8wWZ50zUO
— Molly Ploofkins™ (@Mollyploofkins) November 26, 2024
23.
I felt like I accidentally rolled my eyes at someone on the tube and they saw me, so I decided to start rolling my eyes a lot, pretending I had some sort of eye problem to try to explain/disguise the first accidental eye roll and they probably think I’m a maniac.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 28, 2024
24.
Brb in 4 minutes. we're gonna have a family game night where we end up all yelling, someone ends up crying and we say we're not doing this again.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 27, 2024
25.
Thursday is fine pic.twitter.com/0Sh6NWDBmw
— Luca (@lucawya) November 27, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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