This spoof Boris Johnson column on Gregg Wallace is so hilariously on the money it’s brilliant
Only one question remains in the on-going (and fast developing) Gregg Wallace story and that is surely this: what does Boris Johnson make of it all?
And now thanks to @mrhenrymorris we know.
It’s not actually Boris Johnson, obviously, but this spoof ‘Mail’ column was so devastatingly on the money it had plenty of people fooled. Well, for a while at least.
This new Boris column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild. pic.twitter.com/M6FKhH3Z48
— HENRY MORRIS IS ON BLUESKY (@mrhenrymorris) December 2, 2024
And here it is in full!
And here are just a few of the many comments it prompted.
I honestly got 1/3 of the way through before the slightest suspicion came to me.
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) December 2, 2024
I can’t tell the difference between parody and reality these days. That is utterly brilliant.
— Isobel Oakeshitt (@isobeloakeshitt) December 2, 2024
You had me for a minute there
— Dave a not very bright Woke Wet Moët Marxist (@25deadbatts) December 2, 2024
You are a wicked, wicked man Henry Morris.
— Kathy Hulme (@KathyHulme) December 2, 2024
So much so that some people thought it was the real deal (at least, it looks like it …)
Just wow An ex-PM wrote this….im not even shocked https://t.co/uV4Fe2LZ8k
— Elliott is on Blue Sky (@rdg_elliott) December 2, 2024
Who asked that fucking ingrown pube on the perineum of humanity? https://t.co/vHVhBs3iBm
— Emma (@scousepie) December 2, 2024
Oh dear! Not the greatest advocate to have on your side! #greggwallace https://t.co/KIjH9WESp6
— Steph Williamson ️ (@StephJaneFarley) December 2, 2024
(And apologies to any of those if it was just deep, deep cover).
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